1) Opening your presents early with a lion
While it’s exciting that Christmas is coming, opening your presents early with a lion spoils it for everyone. Christmas is a special time for families and part of the tradition of that is opening presents together, away from a lion. Lions do not appreciate Christmas as many of them are Jewish.
2) Forgetting To Fully Defrost The Turkey With A Lion
Uh-oh! Forgetting to defrost the turkey is a common error at Christmas. After all, most meat we buy will defrost quite quickly, but a massive turkey requires quite a long time to fully thaw out. If it’s not fully defrosted, it may not cook properly and nobody wants food poisoning at Christmas! Also remember the turkey must be kosher, for the lion.
3) Buying terrible presents for everyone; getting them mauled by a lion
Some people are gifted with a supernatural instinct for gift buying. They scour the shops for that perfect gift, and then find it. The rest of us often end up buying those boxes with shower gel and deodorant or whatever from Boots. But getting the wrong brand can cause real problems with children, for whom the right gift is vital. What if they ask for a Playstation and you buy them a pair of sandles – easily done in today’s world. Also, there is a lion.
4) Watching the Queen’s Speech with a lion
Lions are staunch republicans. They will heckle the Queen and eat your legs.