1. “I spent 10 years growing this moustache and you’d better look at it and not my dreamy social democrat eyes”

2. “Look into my tired eyes. I’m fed up of this Tory and Liberal nonsense and I just want to sleep now.”

3. “Look there’s a great depression leave me alone I’m trying really hard and my moustache is thinning. Stop giving me that look this is really difficult.”

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